Anderson Cooper & Grumpy Cat on Anderson Live
i would like to own
(via itsthomson)
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
(Source: jellyworld, via henrybear)
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu, via henrybear)